Wednesday, May 20, 2009

From me, to you

It's Wednesday. Often known as "Over the Hump Day". By about 3 p.m. this afternoon hardworking folks across the planet will be itching for the weekend. While I can't make time move any faster, I thought maybe a chuckle or two would make Hump Day a little brighter.

Below I have posted photos of Hollywood types in a series called:

What celebrities would look like if they were regular people.

Gwyneth Paltrow


Leonardo DiCaprio


Nicole Kidman


Jon Travolta


Gwen Steffani


Johnny Depp


Pamela Sue Anderson


See! Now don't you feel much better? Who's your favorite?

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26 comments:

Some Guy said...

These are great! It's hard to decide which one is best. The Paltrow one perhaps.

sallymandy said...

Oh, my goodness! My husband and I nearly wet our pants laughing at these. Well, I almost did. Not sure about him. It was Johnny Depp that sent me over the edge. Or maybe John Travolta. Thanks, Pyzahn. I needed that laugh this morning. ♥

Protege said...

Very funny! I have seen these before - it is simply hilarious.;))
Gwyneth and Pamela are definitely my favorites; but then again Leonardo and John are a close second.;)

Prairie Chicken... said...

umm is it weird that I'd still jump Johnny Depp's bones?

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I love all of those! I get a giant kick out of such matters. It sort of made me want to make a few of my own....would that be plagiarizing? Do I care?

Lover of Life said...

LOL!! How fun - thank you! It makes you wonder what we could look like with a stylist, personal trainer, cook, nanny, household help, assistants, make-up artist, hair stylist, designer clothes - did I miss anything?

we_be_toys said...

Those are great! I did laugh - and laugh and laugh! It's hard to decide which is the best. Johnny Depp looks perhaps the least surprising, since he favors the skeevy look already. Gwynneth is probably the best, although all the girls are funny - I think it's the bad perm hair!
Thanks for the laughs - I'm still chuckling.

lakeviewer said...

This is sooooh funny. How did you get these?

Quirkyloon said...

LMBO!

These are good! My fave is John Travolta! Actually, even all made up he just doesn't do it for this loon!

Ha!

Lola said...

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Patrizia these are so funny! I can't decide which is my favorite, maybe I agree with Sallymandy on Gwyneth. But Leo is great too. They're spot on realistic too!

Great humorous post, thanks. I REALLY needed it!!!

Ciao pazzerella

EB said...

Gwen Staffani looks superb, but then I've never heard of her.

Johnny Depp's one is like a fantasy gone terribly, terribly wrong!

Cynthia said...

FAN-Flippin-TAS-TIC!!!!
I LOVE this!!!!!!
You don't know how badly I needed this right now. Yep, I'm feelin' much better ....
I will never look at Gwyneth the same again ever.
(Kinda sad about Johnny, though, cause he is my favorite Bad Boy.)
Thank YOU!!!
:^)
C

Bruce said...

These are soooo accurate and yes, it did make me laugh...thanks.

drollgirl said...

i WISH this would happen to those folks!

distracted by shiny objects said...

Lovely...but Johnny Depp?? Leave me one tiny little fantasy please:>)

Rudee said...

Well my rich fantasy life just went to hell. What did you do to Leonardo? He doesn't anything like he did with those rock hard abs in The Departed. Dammit. Now I have to go wash my eyes out with soap.

Cormac Brown said...

I'm the Depp...minus the mullet, which I shed back in '99.

Kathleen said...

What a scream! I would just love to see more. I guess Nicole was the shocker. But the mulleted Johnyy Depp was a close second. Thanks for the well-timed giggles today!

g. said...

This is the best EVER!!! Love it!

Marvin D. Wilson said...

Absolutely hysterical! Yeah, what fat farms, liposuction, face-lifts, boob jobs, plastic surgery and a whole staff of "keep me looking good" peeps on the payroll can do for your countenance, eh? LOL

Hey, Pyzahn, I'm shouting your blog out tomorrow on my weekly "Following Friday Blogs" feature. Stop by and be recognized by my readers. :)

The Old Silly from Free Spirit Blog

A Thousand Clapping Hands said...

Gosh, I would hate for someone to do this to me...but I have to pick - oh I just can't. They're equally horrendous. (But so funny!)
Catherine

Ribbon said...

Fantastic!!
You have made my evening with this laugh.

My favourite is Johnny Depp.... oh what the hell... I love them all.

Can't stop laughing.
thank you
best wishes
Ribbon x

L. Diane Wolfe said...

Too funny! I like Pamela's best.

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Blueberry said...

the Gwen Steffani "regular version" doesn't look that ordinary! HA!

gotta go with the Johnny Depp. Maybe he will look like that when he's 64 (since he still looks better than nearly anyone on earth and he's in his 40s). Like the Nicole Kidman a lot too.

laurie said...

those are hiliarous. had to share them with my husband. i think i like travolta the best. he looks the most ordinary. brilliant!

earthtoholly said...

These are hilarious!

They're all so funny, but I couldn't stop laughing at Johnny Depp! And I have a cousin who looks like Leo there... :o)