Thursday, May 7, 2009

Late night love


“If eyes are the window to your soul, then how come it hurts when I spray them with Windex?”

- Stephen Colbert
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Geez, I just love Stephen Colbert. In the opening montage of his show when he does the little turn, points his finger at the camera and looks ME right in the eye, I get all tingly inside.


Oh, Stephen, with razor wit
For hours I could sit
And watch you mock the world.
You slice
You dice
Exasperate
Everyone else is second rate
To the smarts you impart with style.
With a twinkle in your eye
Smiling, rakish yet sly
Nothing is untouchable.
With raised brow
And pencil jab
An innocence exudes.
Build them up
Then rip them down
No mercy for the dude….
or dudess.
At 10 PM C.S.T.
The hour that you come to me
I feel my heart expand with fondness sure.
Oh my heart, be still I beg
I cannot help but wonder what his legs
Look like in shorts.
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Last night Stephen Colbert challenged Richard Branson to a duel. Stay tuned.

The truthiness will set you free!

13 comments:

The Vegetable Assassin said...

I'm currently singing that K.I.S.S.I.N.G. song with yours and Stephen's names in it. :)

The Lady Who Doesn't Lunch: said...

I just watched an old Janeanne Garafalo stand up special, like from 1997 and Stephen Colbert and his buddy Paul Dinello were the opening act. It was really weird to see him so early, like pre Strangers with Candy and pre Daily Show. It's less than 2 minutes at the very end of the show, but very funny and if you're a fan it might be worth it.

Pyzahn said...

V.A....you always make me laugh, but I like the sound of that tune.

Lady...thanks for the tip. I'll check it out.

Ribbon said...

Awesome verse, but sorry he just doesn't do it for me...
so we won't be fighting over him for a date :-)

best wishes Ribbon

REread said...

great verse ... but hmmmm nope he doesn't float my boat!!

Marvin D. Wilson said...

Fun post and witty verse. :)

HUGE fan of Colbert myself!

Pyzahn said...

Ribbon and REread...for me it's about intelligence and humor. I'm easy prey for smart and funny.

But with that said, I think if you mussed his hair a bit, gave him some trendy designer frames and put him a pair of tight jeans, you might see there is an inner stud muffin waiting to break free.

Blueberry said...

I loooove Colbert. He always makes me laugh out loud, no matter how I'm feeling.

Rudee said...

I adore that man and stay up late to watch the repeat. Duh. I have DVR.

I'm a sap for funny and smart too.

drollgirl said...

GET AWAY FROM STEPHEN!!! HE IS MINE!!!

i love colbert. and you cannot have him until i am done with him.

lakeviewer said...

You better send him your poem; he might put shorts on.

we_be_toys said...

you crack me up - did you really pen that lovely poem just for ole Steve Colbert? Love it!!!

SpookyRach said...

Yesssss!

I love him almost as much as bacon.